Verse 1
My professor said, “Find something niche.”I said, “Like what — the elbow or the bleep?”Twenty-page questionnaire, consent forms too,How am I getting ethics approval through?Evolution, attraction, chemistry, need,Every paper fights the one I just seenMaster of desire? Sexual evolution?Which one gets my name on graduation?
Pre-Chorus
Charts and graphs,Books piled high,Every answer gives meAnother reason why
Chorus
Kama Sutra PhD,Master of desire theoretically.Every angle, every tangle,Every rhythm, every speed.Got the letters after my nameStill can’t make the theory breathe.Kama Sutra PhD,I know attraction perfectly.At least I thought I didTill you sat down next to me.
Verse 2
Funny little species, aren’t we strange?Spend a thousand years teaching bodies shame.Hide an ankle, cover a knee,Then put desire on every screen we see.Sell me perfume, sell me cars,Sell me denim under stars.Say, “Don’t stare, don’t talk, behave,”Then use the very thing we hideTo sell us everything we crave.
Pre-Chorus
Sacred, sinful,Wrong or right,We’ve written all the rules—Still thinking about it every night.
Chorus
Kama Sutra PhD,Master of desire theoretically.Every angle, every tangle,Every rhythm, every speed.Got the letters after my name—Still can’t make the theory breathe.Kama Sutra PhD,I know attraction perfectly.At least I thought I didTill you sat down next to me.
Bridge
Then you walked inThere went my proof.Sample size two,No absolute truth.You smiled once,I lost my groove.PhD overthinkingMaybe I should just go with the move.Books closed.Lights low.Nothing left to prove.No hypothesis tonightMaybe I should just go with the groove.
Verse 3
I studied touch.I studied need.I studied every theory.But love never showed upIn the bibliography.
Final Chorus
Kama Sutra PhD,Master of desire, theoretically.Every angle, every tangle,Every rhythm, every speed.
Outro
Sample size: two.Control group: none.Results?Inconclusive.Research ongoing.
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